by JubJubCrypto | Jun 30, 2025 | Uncategorized
Short answer:Nope. Not even close. Long answer:Let’s unpack this before you go around telling your friends you’re a Bitcoin whale just because your Robinhood account shows “BTC ETF.” Spoiler: you don’t own real Bitcoin. You own...
by JubJubCrypto | Jun 30, 2025 | Uncategorized
(Sorry, Shiba Inu — you’re cute, but Doge was here first.) The head honcho. The numero uno. The grand woofmaster of internet money. We’re talking about DOGE — the coin that started as a joke, became a meme, then somehow became a movement...
by JubJubCrypto | Jun 30, 2025 | Uncategorized
Once upon a blockchain… Elon Musk, the techno-wizard of Mars ambitions and meme-stock chaos, is once again poking the crypto hive. But this time, he’s not just tweeting laser eyes or calling Dogecoin the “people’s...
by JubJubCrypto | Jun 30, 2025 | Uncategorized
(Yes, Even You, Bitcoin and ETH Maxis) Welcome to the part of crypto that nobody wants to talk about — but we will. Because that’s what we do at CryptoShitCoins.com. While Bitcoin maximalists are out here screaming “digital gold!” and...
by JubJubCrypto | Jun 30, 2025 | Uncategorized
(Also why your altcoin isn’t pumping, Chad) Let’s talk about the digital turds clogging the blockchain pipes — aka, shitcoins. You know them. You’ve probably even bought a few (it’s okay, this is a safe space). Maybe it was...
by JubJubCrypto | Jun 30, 2025 | Uncategorized
What Is a “Shitcoin”? A shitcoin is a slang term—and let’s be honest, kinda hilarious— used in the crypto world to describe a coin that’s basically all sizzle, no steak. These are the tokens your cousin swears will make you a...
