Crypto Market Buzz: Volatility, Big Moves, and Shady Coins to Watch in July 2025
The crypto world is never dull, and July 2025 is no exception. From market swings to institutional power plays and sneaky scams, the landscape is buzzing with action. Whether you’re a seasoned trader or just dipping your toes into the wild waters of digital assets,...
Do You Actually Own Bitcoin or Ethereum When Investing in a BTC or ETH ETF?
Short answer:Nope. Not even close. Long answer:Let’s unpack this before you go around telling your friends you’re a Bitcoin whale just because your Robinhood account shows “BTC ETF.” Spoiler: you don’t own real Bitcoin. You own crypto-flavored Wall Street tofu. 🧠 What...
The Top Meme Coin of Them All: Doge
(Sorry, Shiba Inu — you’re cute, but Doge was here first.) The head honcho. The numero uno. The grand woofmaster of internet money. We're talking about DOGE — the coin that started as a joke, became a meme, then somehow became a movement (and also your cousin’s...
From SNL to DEX: Elon Musk and the Return of the Crypto King
Once upon a blockchain… Elon Musk, the techno-wizard of Mars ambitions and meme-stock chaos, is once again poking the crypto hive. But this time, he’s not just tweeting laser eyes or calling Dogecoin the “people’s coin”—he’s building something real (maybe): a crypto...
Shitcoins: The Real Reason We Can’t Have Nice Things in Crypto
(Yes, Even You, Bitcoin and ETH Maxis) Welcome to the part of crypto that nobody wants to talk about — but we will. Because that’s what we do at CryptoShitCoins.com. While Bitcoin maximalists are out here screaming “digital gold!” and Ethereum devs are still figuring...
How Shitcoins Are Screwing Up Crypto for Everyone
(Also why your altcoin isn’t pumping, Chad) Let’s talk about the digital turds clogging the blockchain pipes — aka, shitcoins. You know them. You’ve probably even bought a few (it’s okay, this is a safe space). Maybe it was BonkElon69 or InuPepe420MoonShot — we’re not...
What Is a Crypto “Shitcoin” or “Shit Coin”?
What Is a “Shitcoin”? A shitcoin is a slang term—and let’s be honest, kinda hilarious— used in the crypto world to describe a coin that’s basically all sizzle, no steak. These are the tokens your cousin swears will make you a millionaire... right before they crash 97%...
WTF Happened to Crypto?
Welcome to CryptoShitCoin.com, your new favorite place on the internet for asking the dumbest — and smartest — questions about crypto. We’re not here to give you financial advice. Hell no. We’re here because we’ve been around the crypto block (and chain) long enough...