WTF Happened to Crypto?

Welcome to CryptoShitCoin.com, your new favorite place on the internet for asking the dumbest — and smartest — questions about crypto.

We’re not here to give you financial advice. Hell no. We’re here because we’ve been around the crypto block (and chain) long enough to realize something weird is happening. Actually, a lot of weird things are happening.

We’re IT people. Nerds. Techies. Info addicts. And also, like many of you… bagholders. We’ve watched a space that once promised decentralization, freedom, and financial revolution slowly morph into a meme-stock casino filled with rug pulls, vaporware, and influencers screaming “WAGMI” from their Lambos (rented, of course).

So we had to ask:

What the hell is crypto even supposed to be anymore?

AI, Quantum, and Now… ETFs?

We’re living in a world where AI writes better code than half of the dev teams behind shitcoins. Quantum computers are knocking on the door, and they don’t exactly play nice with the cryptography that keeps your tokens “safe.” And then — bam — Wall Street shows up with crypto ETFs and everyone acts like it’s the Second Coming of Satoshi.

But here’s the kicker:

Are ETFs even good for crypto?

People cheered like it was bullish. But let’s be real:
You’re not buying Bitcoin. You’re buying Bitcoin vibes. You get zero BTC in your wallet. No private keys. No freedom. Just a piece of paper that says “you kinda own some, maybe.”

It’s like going to a strip club and thinking you’re in a relationship.
(You’re not. Gary from BlackRock is.)

Meanwhile, the OG Promises Are Looking a Bit… Crusty

Let’s recap:

• Privacy? LOL, most blockchains are like your grandma’s Facebook — public, oversharing, and eternal.
• Security? Uh, tell that to the guy who lost everything in a Discord phishing scam.
• Currency? When’s the last time you bought tacos with ETH without needing a calculator, three confirmations, and emotional support?

So yeah, we’re not anti-crypto — we’re just not pretending anymore. The revolution got weird. The dream got diluted. And the blockchain bros are still yelling at each other on Twitter like it’s 2017.

Why This Site? Why Now?

Because someone needs to call out the nonsense.
Because we need a space to laugh at ourselves, talk honestly, and maybe figure out if there’s anything left in crypto that’s actually worth a damn.

So this is our first article here at CryptoShitCoin.com.

We wanted to kick things off with some honesty, a few jokes, and a ton of questions. Hopefully, through this blog, our forum, and our collective brainpower (and memes), we’ll build a community that isn’t afraid to say:

“Wait… does this make sense?”

We’re here to talk trash — not to each other, but about the absurdity this space has become.
To poke fun at the chaos.
To stay open.
To stay skeptical.
And maybe, just maybe, to find something real in the rubble.

Welcome to the shitshow.
Let’s make it fun.